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Neeli Bendapudi Willing to Keep Fraternity Cocaine Ring Running If Given Half Of Profit
Annabella Chakos | Aug. 22, 2026
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UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa- President Bendapudi announced today that she would not only allow but support the distribution of cocaine from fraternities if half of all sales profits went directly to her salary.
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Phroth Writer | Oct. 13, 2025
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UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa.- If he didn't want it used, he shouldn't have left it loaded.
THON Scandal: Male Dancers Accuse Female Dancers of Cheating During Bathroom Breaks
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UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa -Â In the wake of accusations against women for sitting to use the restroom, male students have pushed for 'universal urinals' to even the playing field. THON captains remain annoyed.
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